Story of Five Nuns

Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in NewYorkCity and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they
decided to stop in at Patty McGuire's Pub for a cold soft drink...

Patty McQuire had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar. The fathers, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw...